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Saturday, January 23, 2010

All White Basketball League


Whites-Only Basketball League Forming

Seriously?

Don "Moose" Lewis, who is the commissioner of the All-American Basketball Alliance, says he doesn't have anything against Black people or other people of color. What he hopes to accomplish with this segregated basketball league is quoted in the Augusta Chronicle article where he states, "Here's a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like."


Thursday, January 21, 2010

Sleep Talkin' Man

This is an absolutely hilarious website where some lady records and blogs everything her husband says in his sleep. Jesus, it's funny.

Sleep Talkin' Man

Here's an example from January 12:

"I'm baking pillows. Burn them slowly, keeps them fluffy! Mmmmmm, pillows."

"Potato bags. I can't find my potato bags. I need them! [desperately] Who's got my potato bags? Oh, fuck it! I'll have to use something else."

"Dogs' scrotums. They stretch."

"Pork chops are most satisfying. Mmmmmmm. Dangle them from the ceiling."

Saturday, January 09, 2010

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

No headline can describe how funny this is:

Holy shit, this is comedy. There's a guy named Tom Gribble from this New England radio show that dresses up like a 1920's reporter and asks famous athletes and coaches questions using 1920's vernacular. His press name is "Scoops Callahan".

This is gold.



via The Denver Egoist

Monday, January 04, 2010

Be Afraid, Conservatives

Paranoid even. But not the weed-induced paranoia that you'll learn about in the world's premier academic network devoted to the 'plant'. They just finished painting their 75' logo over the holidays...this is the view from my office.


Check out their website, unless you're republican, in which case your computer will probably melt through your lap/desk and kill the stripper locked in your basement, weirdo.

Early polls show nearly 60% in favor of across the board legalization/taxation in California for the upcoming 2010 ballot. Hurry up and enroll!