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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

WARNING: Loud Bar Music Makes You Drink More



"...Researchers found loud music correlated with increased alcohol consumption and shortened the amount of time it took for bar patrons to empty their glasses. . ."



Really? They had to research this? And they did it in France? And WebMD actually thought that this was something to write an article about? Man, I wish I could spend my time studying the obvious. Hey, I wonder if they've ever done a study relating alcohol consumption to whoreishness in females? Or has anyone ever attempted to correlate alcohol consumption with amount of dollars spent at Amigos in downtown Lincoln on weekends? Perhaps Exit 177 should get into the research business. . .



Monday, July 28, 2008

Amen my friend.

If any of you sit through the number of PowerPoint presentations I do at work you will enjoy this guy.
PowerPoint

Thursday, July 24, 2008

WTF of the day

http://www.ingmar.at/neverendingfall.swf

If this isn't the weirdest, most hypnotic thing you see today you have too much free time.

It's alright to like it.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Did they put ganster rap in my punkpop?
Give into the latest guilty pleasure from the frontrange. 3OH!3 is officially the best selling album in Denver. These jokers are from Boulder, but don't hold it against them.

Mile High Fest



Ahh, the pungent smell of beer, sweat, and ganj. It's festival time. A time when gross old hippies and underage whores-in-training find it acceptable to wear swimwear where there is no body of water in sight. Good times.

Day 1:
Andrew Bird, best show of the day. Much thanks to jimstock on the reccomendation. Huge spinning phonographs and a driving delivery of songs kept me entertained. Wish I would have seen him at night.
Moe. didn't do much for me. I haven't figured out what people like about them, they seemed kinda flat. And having to put a period at the end of their name is annoying. At some point I slipped, tripped, and got wasted so Spoon and Lupe Fiasco kinda ran together for me, but I remember a bunch of white people having a good time bouncing around to Lupe. Thug life.
Petty played the songs everybody wanted to hear; and those were songs that I wanted to hear too, so yeah, satisfied.

Day 2:
All the goddamn Dave fans caused a helluva traffic jam, so some earlier shows were missed. I realize that all the goddamn Dave fans probably made the fest a lot of money, hopefully enough that this will happen for the next few years. But I digress--
Rodrigo y Gabriela es muy bueno. Some people might not be able to endure an entire show of instrumental songs-- and those people can blow me. I could watch Gabriela violate and pleasure an acoustic guitar over and over.
Denver's own, The Flobots, put on a show. I know everybody's heard "Handlebars" a million times, but when the whole crowd is belting it out together (as well as a bonus viola solo) it still gets you going. Girl on viola just killed it, too.
I had to pass on The Roots (sorry Coulter) to see a little rock and roll band called The Black Crowes. They win the "coolest looking band" award hands down, flannel/beards/vest/masculinity, and happen to play some damn good music at the same time.
Haven't seen Dave in a while, so that was a pleasant show. Timmy wailing away on electric guitar was delightful and his solo on "Proudest Monkey" made for the best version of that song that I've heard. But I'll defer to more qualified Dave-o-philes (ahem, dangler/realnp) to give a proper critique.

College Football is so Close I Can Smell It.

This calls for a countdown.

By the way, Go Huskers.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Mile High Music Festival Suggestion

To those lucky enough to be gearing up for this weekend's MHMF, arguably the best music lineup to hit the entire region in decades, I have a small suggestion. If I may, do yourself a favor and check out Andrew Bird on Saturday. He is musically superior to most acts you'll ever see, sort of a fresher, easier to swallow Beck.
From there, chug a detox drink, strap your dancing shoes, and let Moe. kick your ass. Have a ball (at the cedar bowl).

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Johnny Mnemonic pinball


First I say "What?" Then I actually saw it live. Now I say, "Hell yes." It exists. In Omaha, at the gas stations across from Wohlners on 52nd and Leavenworth.

Wanna be blown away?: he he.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

It's Back!


Railfest 2008. This year it features such events as a tour of Bailey Yard, kids hobo contest, and a fashion show. Sorry, Fashion Extravaganza, which is described as "'Women of Railroading' Fashion Extravaganza at the Sandhills Convention Center at Quality Inn & Suites."

But the best addition to the 2008 version is the athletic & wellness events. (chuckle)

If you were on the planning commission for this hootenanny, what events would you suggest?

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Something to Ponder

Please tell which you would choose if you had to. Explain your choice.

A. Never again use deodorant of any kind.
B. Limit of 1 square of toilet paper (2-ply) per shit.

Monday, July 07, 2008

BoozeCruise Update

"If you haven't booked your spot on the cruise your time is running out! Prices are rising like CRAZY and the ship is almost sold out!!!"

We're planing on flying to Orlando from San Francisco on Saturday, December 27th and staying two nights at the hotel (and one day in the sun). We suggest that everyone traveling arrive the night before (28th) to ensure you make it on the boat.

We booked a room at the Radisson Port Canaveral for December 27th and 28th. Rooms are only $99/night right now and they have a free shuttle to the ship. Here's a link:

http://www.radissonportcanaveral.com/

Still trying to figure out the booze situation but I have been saving up giant conditioner bottles JIC.

Love Jen

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Uhhh...whoa.



Its hard to imagine the amount of work, the duration of time spent, and the creativity this Italian muralist possessed to create this video.
Paint, click, clean, assemble...Paint, click, clean, assemble...Paint, click, clean, assemble...Paint, click, clean, assemble...Paint, click, clean, assemble...Paint, click, clean, assemble...Paint, click, clean, assemble...Paint, click, clean, assemble...Paint, click, clean, assemble...Sheesh.
Hats off Italian muralist dude. You just blew my gourd.