True.

http://graphjam.com/2008/05/30/song-chart-memes-structure-of-ass/

Nasty

Old Cig Adds

Oh, those hilarious Himalayan sherpas.

Pangong Lake is this 5-mile wide lake located at about 14,000 ft. in the Himalayas.

Apparently, according to THIS BLOG, there's a road that leads up to it. And on this road, there are some good-humored road signs for your trip. Some other signs read:
1. Check your nerves, on my curves
2. Be gentle on my curves
3. If married, divorce speed
4. Drive carefully, Live cheerfully
5. Love your neighbor, but not while driving.
6. If you sleep, your family will weep.
7. Drive on muscle power, not rum power.
8. After whiskey, driving is risky.
9. No race, no rally, enjoy he beauty of the valley;
10. Drive like hell, and you will be there!
11. Dont be a gama in the land of the Lama
12. Beware, I am curvacious.
13. Better to be Mr Late than Late Mr
14. Drive, dont Fly
15. Lower your Gear, Curve is Near
16. This is a highway, not a runway
17. Fast wont Last
18. Alert Today Alive Tomorrow

"Beware, I'm curvacious." You can't coach that shit. I would have to say this is the funniest stuff I've ever heard of being written above 13,000 ft.

Dave doing his THING

Playing through the pain

In an era of golf that the supposed top players (not named Tiger) rarely actually win tournaments Tiger has managed to win 5 out of 6 events on a torn ACL. Also as reported on ESPN.com he won the US Open with a double stress fracture of his left tibia to go along with the ruptured ACL. I don't know what any of those injuries feel like but I know that a blister on my thumb can be pretty painful in golf. Basically, these injuries make his performance unworldly. This makes Willis Reed's well documented play in the 1970 finals after injuring his leg look like a pansy ass girl that broke a nail.

The negative of all this is that now Tiger is done for the year and we have to watch the likes of Phil "man boobies" Mickelson mascaraed as the best player on tour while never actually winning a tournament.

don't search for .................tits.

okay, i didn't search hard e-nuf for booze.

if you don't think Tiger is the greTEST....

http://www.usopen.com/en_US/index.html

watch highlights.

i don't even like tiger that much.

But his last rounds................

u cant deny. he's insane.

Another Cruise Saver

Sandals That Carry Booze


j-rod and I did some thinking on this, and we think the "Beerbelly" will carry almost two home-wreckers of booze. Throw in a couple of those, combined with these sweet sandals, and we might not have to tear off our arms to drink on the ship.

Cheers.

FFF '08 - Omaha?

There's been some talk about having FFF 2008 in LinOmaha this year...with a trip to a Husker game as part of the festivities. In particular, the Virginia Tech game.

I did some initial inquiries on tickets...and going through the ticket office is going to be rather impossible. Everything is sold out (duh), but they'll sell unused VT tickets as they become available...which can only be snagged with a written request.

Long story short...if their really is a large interest in FFF'08 in Omaha, I'll get going on this written request for tickets. As well as gettin' down and dirty in other ticket avenues.

Holla.

Binge drinking in D-Town just got cheaper for Omahans

Finally, beginning September 1, you can fly non-stop between Omaha and Denver without paying $300+. Thank you Southwest, eventhough your seating system still blows ass.

Southwest Airlines adding Omaha-to-Denver flights
via Omaha World Herald

EXIT 177. The soundtrack.

Exit 177 now has its own iMix on iTunes.

EXIT 177 - The Essentials

This mix is just the beginning, lets start a giant list of any songs you think should be added.

There's plans to start an entire line of mixes, including (but not limited to):
-EXIT 177 JAMS
-YO 177 RAPS
-SONGS 177ers think you should like too.
-etc.

Okay. Go.

File Under...

...how to all but eliminate any doubt your kid will become an enthusiast of all of the following:

1. Hats with fake bird poop on them that say, "Damn Nebraska Pigeon"
2. Cartoonishy-oversized cigars
3. Coin-operated action panoramas
4. Crank
5. Old barrels that point to "baby rattlers," thus misleading unsuspecting rubes into believing they will be viewing snakes, when they are in fact viewing baby rattles.
6. "Facts" regarding the life of William F. Cody, gleaned from a larger-than-life two dimensional display
7. Sioux City Sasparilla (see also: Kentucky Nip)
8. Black Hills Gold
9. Polished Rocks
10. Knives
11. Fake battle scenes from undefined civil war battle or Indian raid