Horoscopes--Onion Style

I don't know if any of you read the Onion. But you should. The number one reason--horoscopes. F'n HILARIOUS!

Have a taste.

Leo and Pisces have me crying in laughter.

Exit 177, perfected by The Onion

This article was sent to me by a Boulder-ite. And yes, she can tell when the barrista used powdered chocolate instead of syrup in her mocha latte grande. But regardless, this is pretty hilarious. Talk about one article that says it all.

Leave it to The Onion.

Warm Front

Jen Myself and Jared, creating a low pressure system at a great Margarita joint in Highlands Ranch, with regional celebrity Kathy Sabine of 9 News. We laughed and shared stories with Kat. It was like we'd been friends forever. Please google 'Kathy Sabine' at your leisure. I've never heard a meteorologist deliver with such immpeccable accuracy.

Presidential Election = Bad News Bears

FYI

Seriously, this presidential election is starting to sound like the famous line from the original Bad News Bears. And I'm not talking about, "Ahmad, what are you doing up in that tree?"

Blog CPR

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