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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Blogging just to blog

Y'all, the blog is a little stagnet, so I thought I'd just post some BS.

1.) Last night I played TTH (Team Titty Hunt) at some bar that's in an Apartment Complex...which is awesome. But then it made me think, "What if Sixth Dimensions had a bar in it?" Just think about all the diminishing NP lives that'd get a little push to the worse. Jeremy Harpense would own that place. And by own, I mean pull all the tail. And by tail, I mean the clap.

2.) on the topic of TTH, like I said I played it last night, with Nick Branting, Kyle Jurgens...and my girlfriend. That's right, my Girlfriend LOVES to hunt around those naked chicks for differences in two photos. If you've never played this game, you haven't even begun to live. It's amazing. Go to a trashy bar and play "Penthouse Photo Hunt" on the bar game console. You'll get drunk, see boob, and excersise your mind. Heaven?

3.) Last night I also had some throw-back drunk food...Totino's Party Pizza...and yes, they still rule...and yes, they're still 99 cents.

4.) Back in NP couple days ago...went to brothers. Judd was there. Enough said.

Ok, I'm done. Hope y'all had a wonderful holiday.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Saturday, December 16, 2006

26...rhymes with twenty-sex.

As of Thursday, I've officially broken the glass ceiling of "mid-twenties." And with that, I reflect on the things that I've learned in my 26 years on earth. (Please add your own list...top 10 contest, winner gets $20 of booze from me in Dallas.)

10. Doctors...not that smart. They just tried harder...with exeptions, of course.

9. Do not eat Rich Mohr's mother fucking croutons.

8. Do not have sex in Rich Mohr's mother fucking pool house.

7. Walz has guns.

6. Chasing whisky with Camo's...not worth it.

5. It's not the size of the boat...unless the boat is really small.

4. You have to be drunk to have fun.

3. Is a magic number, apparently.

2. Even if you're blown out of your gourd...Kristen Steinbeck should still never be an option.

1. The internet RULZ!!! and Jar-Jar Binx...sucks.

Yep, 26 years and I'm as smart as ever.

Blow jobs.

Three Auburn Players Suspended

Looks like not all of their boys will be making the trip to Dallas.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2698918

T-shirts stating academic all american totals might be applicable.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Road Trip Prints

Go to here, www.truckstop-cowboy.blogspot.com, to view/jeer/discuss possible prints I can sweatshop out for the bowl game/parade. I will be adding more, and am willing to print say, 4 different designs. Let me know if there are any additional ideas, and I'm bettin there are.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

HAPPY 1,000!

Exit 177,
congratulations on your 1,000th viewer. You keep us socially connected and motivated in our collective adventures in life. Now go out there and get us some corporate sponsorship for our travels and festivals in '07.
--the editorial board

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Who's in?

With all my bitter rage tonight aside, I'd like to extend an invitation to the Exit 177 community to the DFW metroplex for New Year's weekend and the Cotton Bowl. Stay at our place for free, or we can consider some alternate options New Year's Eve closer to the game.

5 minutes of homework:
Cotton Bowl at Fair Park
http://www.stubhub.com/?ticket_id=58397795#

Or face value:
Section 110
Row 11
Seats 1-8 (give or take)
SEC side

And yes, there is a parade...